Kate and I are sharing TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING OLD CHARACTER PROFILES after we got into a discussion of character development. I was making a lot of horrified noises as we shared old profiles with each other, so I eventually decided to record it. Warning it is kind of loud and scratchy. This is what I was making horrified noises about:
Race: Pure demon, baby. Rawr.
Age: Hmm…*strokes his chin thoughfully* 666, I reckon. But I look like I’m 18…want to go screw? ^_^
Hair colour: Golden. *wink* Why haven’t we screwed yet? *puppy dog look*
Eye colour: Amethyst. Mmm. Don’t you think it’s romantic? Metal likes romantic things, I think.
Icecream flavour: I’d be a banana split. Oooh…banana…
Favourite food: *bursts out laughing* Does cock count?
Ethnic background: Half American and half Japanese. Am I turning you on?
Likes: Metal, sex, boys, yaoi, bananas, other long vaguely cylinder shaped objects, politics, horror movies, tight clothing, leather, chains, licking, singing.
Dislikes: Gods/Goddesses, angels, condoms.
Distinguishing features: Fangs, tongue piercing, other piercings, slitted pupils, black feathery wings when he wants them, sex godlikeness.”
I WAS LIKE THIRTEEN OKAY
AAAHHH IT’S PAINFUL SO VERY PAINFUL